she just laughed and said 'you're so funny'

solely for the benefit of katie

2006-06-14T19:13:29Z

Ok Katie-Cakes, Miss How-ace, my TRUE other half - i promised that i would use this account properly once i left LOS so i thought i'd start now...

Firstly you should be proud of the amount of junk i ate today :P and inform our dearest stephanus! and i have finally finished my easter eggs, god knows how late!

i am so proud of you for watching Jurassic Park! we just now need to reassess tomorrow and see if you managed a night without a) nightmares (a la jenny) or more importantly, b) inappropriate dreams of jeff goldblum!!!! (though who could blame you)

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i just had a mini adventure - dearest lesbian moonface told me he had dyed his hair ginger...dun dun DUN...then professeed that it was still in fact blonde. which would be worse...

WWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok im done for today, now thats out of my system!

LuV u 4 LyFE LOLZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toff love

2005-11-11T20:19:30Z

i need to write this down somewhere memorable: today sophie and i discovered our male toff identities. she will from now on be referred to as 'Lawrence Horatio Cuthbert-Wainwright-Jones' (or "Lawrence"...NOT "Laurie") and i am immensely proud of my name 'Augustus Nelson Cuthbert-Cuthbert-Williamson' (or "Augustus"...or "sir", "god", "better-than-chocloate"; if you prefer)

too...much...red....wine...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2005-08-29T18:45:33Z

eurgh. got back from holiday yesterday and wanted to make an entertaining and witty entry but am too sloshed to do so. oh well. another time...............

for katie

2005-08-02T20:53:30Z

this entry is for katie. i tried writing this yesterday and it was really long and witty and amusing and just generally utterly sexcellent. real sex on legs. phwoar woof slap-my-thighs-and-call-me-henry etc, but then the wench in question came on line so i jus started talkin to her anyway and then kinda forgot about this. then i closed everything when shutting down and "whoops" there goes the unsubmitted entry. phew!

oh how i love the summer

2005-07-17T20:07:10Z

i have just returned from a blissful and relaxing weekend of gritty suncream and burnt pikeys crowdin the beach. good ol' cornwall!
much to my disappointment, my email inbox was empty and my acquaintances have left me no spammy comments, or hoff pix.
woe woe woe i might as well turn eMo

chippingsodbury @ 2005-07-09T18:28:00

2005-07-09T17:30:44Z

i have just spent the whole day so far cleaning my kitchen. my sister and i were very disturbed to find there has been a dead frog in our living room for a very long time, which none of us had noticed. this is quite worrying, and says a lot for the state of our house. katie: i will understand if you no longer wish to reside at my filthy abode, fukll of shrivelled frogs and spiders. BLEURGH!

chippingsodbury @ 2005-07-05T19:02:00

2005-07-05T18:06:32Z

OMG! im such an IDIOT! i meant i am still in love with JOHNSON, not becker! oh the shame. i cannot be a truly obsessive fan girl if i can't even remember the boris god's name! but then can u blame me, as its "alexander boris DEFEFFEL johnson": what a mouthful!
oooh..mouthful...

chippingsodbury @ 2005-07-05T18:44:00

2005-07-05T17:51:28Z

why did i ever give up chocolate? i have eaten four pieces of chocolate cake so far today and am feeling fantastic for it!
AND i am still totally in love with becker. phwoar. what a hottie.

chippingsodbury @ 2005-07-04T20:45:00

2005-07-04T19:49:46Z

chippingsodbury @ 2005-07-04T19:34:00

2005-07-04T18:40:03Z

Hello. I am Jessica. Nice to meet you.

I enjoy cheese, thegreatesthits, and being too tall for my own good.

And above all things, I love Boris Johnson.